Well its been almost two years since I moved to Bangalore and I think its about time I let people know a couple of secrets of surviving here. Well first of all you need to learn the language. Now it's not as hard as you think. If you know English, that makes it easier to learn Kanada.

First word you need to learn is madi. Its means to do and is an awesome word. You add it to any verb in the English language and people here suddenly understand what you are saying! Petrol fill madi. Eat madi. Sit madi. Stop madi. You can also attach it to nouns too.

You see Bangalore used to be known as the Garden City. No more, it's now known as they land of One Ways. On a side note we have the privilege of having the worst road in the World right here! Back to the next word. So you will get lost at some point of time. So the next word you need to know is yelli. It means where. Raj Bhanvan yelli. Airport yelli. People will reply in Kanada, just hear leftu and rightu and you will know where to go. Just ensure that they also don't describe the way not to get to a certain place. It's happened to me and I reached some god forsaken corner of this planet.

Then comes the most essential sentence in any language, where is the toilet. Simple. You should easily be about to figure it out... Toilet Yelli.

There you go... you are now skilled in the language.